February 2012
209 posts
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
“Always dress like you’re going to see your worst enemy.”
– Kimora Lee (via kellymckuntqueen)
Lent
I thought long and hard about what I’m going to give up for lent this year… I am actually going to try to follow through… Makes me sad to say… I am going to give up pizza )’:
Happy Presidents' Day everyone
lol. Okay, so like my mom was talking to me in Vietnamese and I didn’t understand some of the words she was saying…. then my dad barges in and says “She’s talking about Asian pussy.” What the fuck. Where the hell did my dad learn the word “pussy” ? And why the fuck was my mom talking about Asian pussy…..LOL GOODNIGHT
